It takes something quite extraordinary to stand out from the generally topsy turvy nature of reality these days.
It seemed, therefore, almost predictable that a tiny upside down house, packed with piano parts and foliage, should appear overnight at the end of our alley.
We do get quite a lot of things dumped in our neighbourhood, but usually the scale tops out at mattresses or the occasional sofa.
An entire shed, however, was something new. It stayed with us for almost a week, so we had plenty of time to determine that it was most likely an old play house, judging by the miniature railing on the front. Or maybe someone’s micro yoga retreat? A potting shed for very small plants??
Amid the stress of the US election, and almost everything else 2020-related, making up stories about our new local landmark proved quite entertaining.
On Friday, I posted some pictures of it on social media and it obviously lit a spark of creativity in many others longing for distraction. Comments and questions poured in.
Theories and jokes abounded — ranging from Wizard of Oz comparisons, to suggestions for US election metaphors. The two things overlapped quite a bit.
Over the course of a few days, news spread of our impromptu art installation.
Vancouver is Awesome did a small story about it.
Someone scavenged the piano bits and pieces — hopefully for an art project of some sort. Another recycler came by to have a look at the motorbike wheel that had spilled out of the front door. Sadly, it was the wrong size for their purposes.
Someone contacted me on Instagram to let me know he was pretty sure he knew who dumped the shed, as he’d seen it on his neighbour’s truck the week before. Sometimes, Vancouver seems like quite a small town.
We had assumed that the true story behind our little conversation piece was as boring as this — the mundane avoidance of legal dump fees — but then again we did have a lot of fun in a stressful time — joking about the increasingly familiar feeling of not being in Kansas anymore, and speculating about Toto and flying monkeys.
Marvin and Mavis remained deeply suspicious about this new landmark and Marvin, when interviewed, had this to say:
The City did finally come and haul it away yesterday.
And, for those of you wondering, I did check and I saw no ruby slippers left behind.
You might also enjoy this post about another accidental local art installation:
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5 thoughts on “Hardly Worth Mentioning”
Oh, a good one,June! Thanks for the chuckles. I liked Marvin’s comments!
Your writing is so entertaining. I clicked back too, and read about the painting in the alley, with the leaves and the moss. You’re a natural storyteller … thank you!
Marvin’s comments are very appropriate regarding this crazy weirdness. He probably says much the same about elections, COVID and where to find the best peanut cache, too.
Good story Jane. Quite odd for someone to just dump it like that. Around here they would find a clearing int he woods or throw it into the ocean. I wonder if it fell off. Now I need to find your social media post. I’m with Marvin.
This is so funny. Too bad they didn’t dump it into the construction site on the corner. It could have added some ambience to the artificial turf.